I don’t know if I ever told you this - but I’ve got great taste in music.

I mean I’ve got great taste in a lot of things - movies, clothes, life itself. You know, all the important shit.

So, that means my opinion is like, of good taste I suppose. Which means when I say in the 1970s, hey Brad - you know who doesn’t suck, that little kid in that black family band. The Jackson 5? Is that their name. Well that little kid is remarkable, he doesn’t suck. He could go on to big things. Bradley, are you listening to me? He’s the kind of guy that might grow up to own a theme park, and the Beatles’ masters. Maybe.

Which means when I suggest something to you, you go, hey you know whats a good idea, listening to Rob.

Today’s little pearl of wisdom is to revisit a recommendation I’ve made a couple of times before. About a young man by the name of Drake.

A fantastic rapper come singer who has emerged in 2009 alongside label boss Lil Wayne. Drake came to noteriety at the start of the year with a mixtape entitle ‘So Far Gone’. It’s a tape I put up on here a while ago, but with the internet furiously beating their meat about this guy’s buzz, I think its appropriate that I reiterate a statement I made some time ago - that this dude is majorly talented.

So, without further adue, find below your chance to download Drake - So Far Gone, the album/tape that put Drake on the map.

He’s signed to Lil Wayne’s cash money label currently. Expect massive things from him this year - lead singles with Kanye West, Jay-Z and Mary J Blige for starters.

Drake.

So Far Gone.

Listen to it, bitches.

Listen, right, we’ve all been there

This just happens to be my first time, OK?

So yesterday after moving all my shit into my new apartment I decided it would be a wise idea to go and stock up on all the items that you SHOULD have in an apartment. No not a beer bong, a massage chair and a disco ball - but rather all the mundane ’shit I never thought I would be living by myself and have to buy scouring pads for one’ type of items. Believe me, there’s a lot of them.

So with a boot full of shit I returned to my lovely apartment, ready to stock the ‘kitchen’ and be prepared for whatever mess or situation I’d ever likely to be met with.

Shit there’s a lot of bags. Best get them out of the car first and then sort them, I thought.

Best to get them around my feet and then I’ll balance them on my hands, yeah that’ll be good.

Nothing can go wrong.

I have a new flat, a new car, a new job - I’m king of the world.

Shut the boot, its time to go upstairs.

Oh fuck.

You guessed it, keys in the boot. I’d put them to one side while I fixed up all the shit around my feet and as a simple reflex down went the boot.

Fuck, fuckedy fuck.

Who do you ring in that situation? Me, I rang my insurance company. They told me I wasn’t covered for this. I felt like such an idiot ringing up only days after sorting out both car insurance AND breakdown cover with them.

Admiral said - you either need to smash a window and get them to fix it, join the AA who will do that for you or you can get a locksmith to change your locks. Not one option in there cheaper than £70. I told Admiral where to get off.

So then I rang the police. ‘ere listen, I’ve locked my keys in my car, could you - the enforcers of the law who look after our welfare and safety - come to my car and free my car keys so I can sleep safely tonight in doors rather than out in a car park with twenty bags full of polish, kitchen foil, toilet roll and lifes necessities. No, no. No, the police don’t do that any more. But what about the ’slim jim’ and all that jazz. Oh no, we don’t do that any more. What if we damage your car, then we, the enforcers of the law, are the enforcers of errr pain to your car and you could sue us.

Yeah, that’s what they said.

I know.

I couldn’t believe it either.

So I decide to ring Admiral again.

Listen bitches, I said. My break down cover surely covers me for this exact situation. No Mr Woolford, it doesn’t. Fuck y’all, it does. No Mr Woolford, it doesn’t. Right, well I’ll be leaving Admiral for both car insurance and break down cover - and I’ll be taking up my 14 day full refund option (its been about 5 days). Errr… Mr Woolford, we’ll have a mechanic out to you in half an hour - to no cost.

You knows it.

And guess what, it took my good friend of K&M Brothers Mechanics less than 30 seconds to get that car open. He handed me a bit of paper, a disclaimer, and asked me to sign it. Before I’d signed it with my back turned the car was open and he had my keys.

Magnificent.

Can you do that to every car, I said.

Yeah, I did it to a ‘09 Mercedes Benz this morning, replied my new best friend.

That’s fucking scary. Thanks a bunch.

On Saturday my old boss asked me how I would remember Sunderland. You see, he’s Sunderland through and through, and has been since he was born some 50 years ago - he’s not always lived in the city, but he knows every street, every shop, every route, every big family and every major happening in this city.

I wasn’t exactly sure how to sum that up really.

Sunderland has been a bit of a strange experience - wonderful at times - but everytime I start to scrutonize the city and the people in it its a pretty sad conclusion.

My first year in Sunderland was a bit of a tinted view. I was a student for the first time - I spent money like no one’s business. It’s hard not to have the time of your life in that situation. It was the first time I’d lived away from my parents, I had so many new friends, and it seemed we would only leave our student village if we needed food or drink (which was fairly often). But even so, we would only really ever socialise with other students. We could spend whole days in Wetherspoons doing nothing but drinking. We would go out on a Saturday at 12 to watch the football at 12.45 and not return until Sunday. That kind of binge was commonplace, and we weren’t pondering the city in any kind of analytical way back then.

Most of my treks consisted of crossing the water for uni. We first years hardly encountered the real Sunderland - infact whenever people referred to areas of the city, suburbs or towns outside of Sunderland I had no real clue what they were talking about, and what’s sadder is I hadn’t even taken a second to consider it. So Sunderland in my first year was ignorance, but ignorance really was bless at 18 having the time of my life with new friends.

The second year was a little different. We remained in the student village but retired to a more mature flat - or maybe we matured as a flat - and the move to a seperate part of the complex simply drew us away from the partying first years. Seeing Sunderland for what it was was still scarce and far between. I remember reading a bit more about the city, and starting to spend more time in the city centre for various reasons. This was when I started to see the blemishes in the city. I started to question why there were so many grown men, so many families and well, just so many people full stop, milling around the city centre shopping centre in the mid-week. Surely these people all had places to be? And shortly I would learn that Sunderland is guilty of being one of Britain’s highest unemployed cities, and also claims a title for being one of Britain’s most racist cities.

I started to work in a bar during the summer that bridged my second and third years of uni, and this is when I started to work with and serve the proper folk of Sunderland. I had been confined to the student bubble in my previous years - I hadn’t had to speak with the guys on the dole, I hadn’t had to speak to the builders, to the people who would deliver goods, the people at the bank, the customers and their families - I hadn’t been able to make observations and, ultimately, create reservations. Of course, looking down from my ivory tower I was ultimately only seeing a certain clientele because Brogans had a reputation as serving rough families and guys on the dole during the day, and serving the middle-aged crisis victims on a night time. But it was certainly an interesting window, even if it is a restricted one.

Every night walking back from work I would see something that would disappoint me. Didn’t matter where, there was always something in the city centre. I didn’t tell my boss when he asked his question that the night before someone had tried to bottle me on the way home, just for walking past them with my head down to get home. I would love to say that was an isolated incident but far too often I would walk home - alone - and encounter trouble with drunks who thought a guy on his own was fair game. That would never happen in York. I’ve not seen it happen in Newcastle either. Returning to Sunderland, once I watched two old guys, and I mean OLD guys, heckle a black guy as he bounced a basketball on his way home. But what can you say? Two guys 40+ years my senior who were very blatantly racist, and no one even thought to put them right. In Sunderland they don’t “have” black people, something I was often told.

Sunderland is a city that thrived on a number of different industries throughout history - but as of late it has struggled more and more to become a self sufficient city. No longer can the people of Sunderland all work in and around Sunderland. So good were Sunderland as a city of “making things” that is where the term Mackem, a coloquial phrase for someone from Sunderland or the surrounding area, comes from. The city’s port and harbour was thriving before the introduction of railway systems and later motorvehicle/aeroplanes made transporting goods so much easier. In the past few decades the city has lived off of the Nissan garage, which is situated just outside of the city and employs a huge number of mostly men from the city. A huge, huge amount of workers - but in this global recession all the shifts and all the overtime has been withdrawn and now the hoards of factory workers in the town has become less and less. Coupled with increased globalisation Nissan have been able to ship in cheaper labour - I think a large number of the technicians in the plant are Indian - there has also been an influx of Polish and eastern european minorities in the city in general (as with the rest of the country), and the University benefits from great links with Nigeria, Greece and China to name just a few. So within the past 5-10 years the city has started to move towards being multi-cultural, but you ask a handful of people in the city about the Polish communities, the Greek or the Chinese and I think in each case you will get a half-amusing, half-agonising answer. There aren’t many who can see it for what it is, infact a large number will tell you that the influx of african, european and asian ‘workers’ (baring in mind so many are university students) is harming the cities family’s “in the recession” (they love to throw that in there). When in actuality these guys have huge grants and don’t ever touch jobs here - there is simply resentment having foreign faces in a very traditional British town.

So where is the city going? It’s hard to say. Every shop opens and closes within the year. Every bar, with the exception of a handful, does exactly the same. Those that open are often running so far in debt they don’t know whether to stay open and fight off the debts or quit and call it a day. Infact the only business that can boast any kind of good takings is the 12+ Greggs fast food stores across the city. You’d have a hard time convincing me that anywhere else in the whole town makes a good turnover like they do. And the depressing fact is that if no one is making any money, then they can’t spend it anywhere, and thus no other business can take off because its got no customers. Its a horrible dog-chasing-its-tail situation, and I’ve noticed it for too long. But like I say there are always people milling around the city during the day times - how I don’t know - because nobody ever seems to be buying anything. The only place you’ll ever find queues is Primark or Greggs, and that says it all. Likewise the roads are always blocked - always full. Where the hell is everybody driving? It’s amazing what a whole city can do on the dole with benefits to play with too.

Trying not to be too cynical I can’t see this changing any time soon. I think its fair to say that the majority of people I met in Sunderland didn’t receive a good education - that’s not to be cruel and say they are stupid, because I don’t think any of them are stupid - but I can count the amount of Sunderland-bred uni students I met on one hand. That includes ones studying through at Newcastle, Northumbria, Durham or anywhere other than the city’s own institution. I don’t think I ever crossed a Sunderland-bred brain box.

Does that explain the chavs? Does that explain the unemployment? Does that explain the lack of good, self-sufficient businesses? I don’t know, and I could speculate all day, but I think its glaringly obvious that a city build on good education is one that will prosper. Just because Sunderland has a university it doesn’t make it an educated town - infact its quite the opposite. Like I say the make up of that University is mostly foreigners and people from outside the north east. Anybody from the north east that goes to Sunderland, most of the time, is doing so as a second or third choice to the Newcastle universities.

What is obvious is that hen a whole generation of people stuggle to ascertain a decent education, the next generation won’t be A* pupils. It’s not in their make up and their parents can’t drum an education into them if they didn’t get one themselves. For the most part the money isn’t there to pursue a proper education. Its a working class city and those that work hard often put food on the table before they can go through their kids spellings every night, you know?

Maybe I’m reading into it too much, but really trying to analyse the city for what it is leaves quite a cynical, bitter taste in my mouth. Like I say I met so many great people in Sunderland - through working in the bar I met tonnes of people who I know and love - and this is not a shot at any of them because I’m sure given an hour to think about it they’d all say exactly the same thing as me. And what I’m getting at is that without those people, and without the students I met, my time in Sunderland would have been hell. This realisations helps me appreciate them more. They’ve been fantastic and without them I would have left Sunderland a long, long time ago.

On my university open day the tour guide took us on a bus ride through the city. I remember it vividly because these were my favourite areas of Sunderland, but they weren’t representative of Sunderland as a whole, of course. There was the football team, the winter gardens, the beach, the university itself and the student halls that I would live in for 2 years. She didn’t show us Hendon, or Pennywell, the rowdy scenes when the locals come out on the weekend (seems bizarre that the city seemed so civilised on the student nights)… in hindsight she should have just showed us the metro to Newcastle, because in actuality, everything that you’re looking for as an 18 year old student considering Sunderland is situated 10 miles down the road in neighbouring, bitter rivals Newcastle.

But then again, while I remember the trouble I seen on nights at work, or the idiots that would come out when drunk - I remember the nights out I had with my uni flat mates, I remember all that shit and I can’t help but feel I had such a laugh those first two years in our student bubble. When I came out of that and worked, not just in the bar, but in my final year for my degree it weren’t so much fun (but of course it couldn’t be it WAS work) and that continued the year after when I worked at the bar full time. All in all, when I was trying to have a good time in my first few years - I did.

So if this is the last blog I ever make about Sunderland, which I imagine it will be, I will share with you my answer to anybody who says they’ve never been to Sunderland before is simple - don’t bother.

Something strange happened yesterday.

A long while ago I blogged about an application process I undertook to become a systems engineer with computing giants IBM. A rather tasty salary and a change of career was what I was after at the time. I was stuck as a bar supervisor then, pretty sick of life, and just looking to get out of Sunderland and out of working every weekend.

IBM’s Graduate Jobs page is always worth a look - and their recruitment and training policies are always highly praised. Infact, I think they’re ranked as one of the best companies to work for in those annual lists that come out.

Give it a try, I thought.

After the initial process - and then an essay - and then a pretty testing aptitude exam - and a string of other processes they didn’t get in touch. No e-mail, no nothing. This was back in January. I was told that the process, at most, should take 40-50 days and by the end of February I figured I must have been unsuccessful and went about looking at other careers.

I’ve made no secret of the fact that I’m joining pub behemoth JD Wetherspoon in a managerial position very soon, and after sorting myself with a new flat and a new car to match my new job - imagine my surprise when, four or five months on, IBM contact me today to tell me that they will contact me soon regarding the next step for me.

What!

Talk about bizarre. I’ve literally spent all month getting ready for the JD Wetherspoon move, and then IBM throw that in there.

I fully intend to go through to JD Wetherspoon still, its a company I can’t wait to work for and one I’m very excited about. Although my parents seem set that, at 22, I keep an open mind and follow through this IBM scenario as far as possible - even if I don’t ever plan on taking the job, just to ‘experience’ the process as it were.

But also, they’ve made it clear that they don’t want their son to spend his entire life in the pub trade. Something my mam echoed today when she said “you can’t seriously want to do that for life - after all you’re good with computers”. The thing is, the minute I start to defend pubs and the lifestyle that comes with working all the hours god sends in a pub, I realise it is actually what I want to do.

Maybe IBM would free up my social life again - weekends off, a much better wage - but the pub trade is fantastic because of the people you meet, the environment and essentially making your living out of other people’s good time. Or would I rather design computer systems for companies day-in, day-out? Because I’m “good with computers?” Avoiding the run-of-the-mill 9-5 job is why I got in pubs in the first place, so what has changed?

I think I know which I’d prefer doing - even if it means I’ll never see a free saturday night again ;)… but at the same time, I think its only right I wait and see what IBM have to say.

New Wale mixtape free to download.

This kid is the fucking future of hip hop. One of the leaders of the new school right now along with Kid Cudi, Drake and a handful of others.

Everything Wale touchs turns to gold right now… if you’re bored of hip hop at the moment or just want to hear something new I highly recommend this:

Well, shit doesn’t go down.

But the kid goes ape shit in a very peculiar way… worth two minutes of your life I reckon.

4 guys doing exactly what I’ve always wanted to do…

Make a list of all the crazy adventures you want to experience while you’re still young and stupid enough to enjoy them.

Then set off and tick them off one by one, for as long as it takes.

And then get it on the web for thousands of people to follow - inspiring them in the process.

Great website, great guys and great adventures:

http://www.theburiedlife.com

Even inspired me with some of their choices.

A thoroughly good read.

I love lists.

Particularly ones that make me think.

Ones that make me think about how many I could rack up.

I stumbled across a group of websites, one of which called project happiness, and I eventually ended up the website http://www.1000thingsthatmatter.com. Fantastic little website that you find yourself smiling all the way through.

Hahaha.

Pretty old, but I’ve just seen this on Just Blaze’s blog.

That old bird singing along had me in fits.

Rangers go to Dundee United this week where they look likely to win the
SPL. Dundee United could only give Rangers 5000 tickets and these were
sold out almost instantly. There were a lot of disappointed Rangers
fans. So……

A new poster signs up on a Rangers forum and makes a few non-descript
posts. No one pays him any real attention. He then starts a thread
saying;

Quote:

If you want tickets for next week’s title decider away to Dundee
United, read here…

Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5 thousand is long sold
out.

Tickets for the home end is the only solution.

But as we all know, if your not on Dundee United’s official
club/supporter database then you won’t even be able to buy tickets for
the home end.

Here’s what to do..

Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit
socks.

Don’t even mention tickets for Sunday. They might become suspicious.

Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your
payment your details will then be stored on thier system.

Give it a few hours until there’s a shift change, phone up again and
order your home tickets for the Rangers match and because of your sock
order, you will be on their system and you will get your match tickets.
It’s perfect lads.

Turns out, there’s no such database and all these Rangers fans have
ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match
tickets. The poster was an Aberdeen fan.

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