Archive for November, 2005

YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN IN UNIVERSITY TOO LONG WHEN…

You actually like doing laundry at home where the washing machines work.
Two miles is not too far to walk for a party. (so true)
You’d rather clean than study especially if an essay is due.
Oh shit how did it get so late!” comes out of your mouth at least once a night.
Parents’ cooking becomes something you desire, not avoid. (nothing wrong with my chicken fajitas)
You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soap operas especially neighbours and Murder She Wrote.
You know the pizza boy by name and don’t even need to read the menu.
You go to sleep when it’s light and get up when it’s dark. (i’m not quite this bad)
You live for getting mail. (oh man, now this is true, and extremely sad)
Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.
Prank phone calls become funny again. (prank phone calls will always be funny)
You start thinking and sounding like your friends and your accent becomes a hybrid of West Country, Surrey and general Northern.
Highlighters are the coolest things on earth. (highlighters have always been cool, i just have a good reason to use them now)
Rearranging your room is your favourite pastime. (there’s only so much you can do with a box. you don’t see prison inmates redocrate there cells, so this is a bit of an exaggeration)
Rubbish cheap £1 shops are so cool. (i got some super cool flowery plates from a £1 shop. and my xmas decorations. and my cups n glasses. £1 shops are the shiznit)
The weekend lasts from Thursday to Monday.

BEFORE I CAME TO UNIVERSITY, I WISH I HAD KNOWN…

That it didn’t matter what my first lecture was, I’d still sleep through it.
That I could change so much and barely realize it. (yeah, i can cook and wash now)
That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways. (sounds a bit gay)
No matter how ‘cool’ you were in school, no one here cares.
That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up.
That every clock on campus shows a different time.
That if you got good a-levels, so what? It doesn’tmatter here. (it will always matter to me 8-) )
That I would go to a party the night before an exam or essay due-date.
That you can know everything and fail a test. (i’ve never failed a test… eeeeeeever)
That you can know nothing and ace a test.
That I could get used to almost anything found out about my friends.
That most of my education would be obtained outside of lectures. (definitely. reading has tought me more in 3 months than 2 years at college.)
That Sunday is a figment of the world’s imagination.
That Psychology is really Biology, that Biology is really Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physicsis really Maths. (huh?)

Uni Life > *

Taken from Wikipedia:

George Best (May 22, 1946–November 25, 2005 ) is a former Northern Irish football international who is mainly remembered for his time with Manchester United F.C. and widely regarded as one of the greatest players in the history of the game. However, he has also gained headlines because of his troubled personal life.

Playing career

Best played for Manchester United between 1963 and 1974, with whom he won the the Football League Championship in 1965 and 1967, and the European Cup in 1968. The same year, he was named European Footballer of the Year and Football Writers’ Association Player of the Year.

He made 466 appearances for Manchester United in all competitions, scoring 178 goals (including six in one game against Northampton Town). In 1974, the 27-year-old Best was sacked by United for excessive drinking and persistent failure to attend training sessions and matches. Over the next decade, Best drifted between several football clubs including Fulham, Stockport County, Dunstable Town, Hibernian, Los Angeles Aztecs, San Jose Earthquakes and finally Bournemouth until he retired from the game in 1983 at the age of 37.

He was capped 37 times for Northern Ireland, scoring nine goals. He played mainly as a winger and was known for his dribbling skills and accurate passing.

Best has often been called the most naturally gifted player from the British Isles, rivaled only by Pelé and Diego Maradona on the world stage. Maradona himself has frequently named Best as his all-time favourite player. Pelé once stated that George Best was the best player he ever saw play and named him as one of the 125 best living footballers in his 2004 FIFA 100 list. His talent might have been recognised more on the world stage had his national team not been a relative “minnow” (Best has often said that he would like to see a United Ireland soccer team like those in rugby and hockey). Along with Paul Gascoigne, Best is frequently held up by UK football fans as an example of the dark side of the game, where a prodigous playing talent is squandered by managers and agents too quick to ignore players’ personal problems.

Celebrity

While at Manchester United, Best’s talent and showmanship made him a crowd and media favourite. He was dubbed “the fifth Beatle” for his long hair and good looks, but his extravagant celebrity lifestyle led to problems with gambling, womanising and alcoholism. Best often tells the story of a bellboy who entered his hotel room with breakfast in the early 1970s. Seeing Best drunk, in bed with the current Miss World, a magnum of champagne and several thousand pounds of cash won from a night’s gambling, the youth exclaimed, “George, where did it all go wrong?”

In 1984 Best made a keep fit video with girlfriend and former Miss World Mary Stavin called Shape Up And Dance.

In 1988 a testimonial match was held for Best at Windsor Park, Belfast. Amongst the crowd were Sir Matt Busby and players including Ossie Ardiles and Pat Jennings.

In November 2004 Best agreed to join FA Premier League club Portsmouth F.C. as youth coach, citing his desire to get involved in football again.

June 9, 2005 Best was arrested for sexually assaulting a girl under the age of 13. He was cleared of all charges on July 6 2005.

He has a son, Calum Best from his first marriage to Angie.

Alcoholism

In 1984, Best received a three-month prison sentence for drunk driving, assaulting a police officer and failing to answer bail. He spent Christmas 1984 behind bars and turned out as a player for Ford Open Prison. In 1991, he appeared on an edition of prime time BBC chat show Wogan in which he swore and was clearly drunk. He later apologised and said this was one of the worst episodes of his alcoholism.

In 2002, he had a liver transplant. In 2003 he was the focus of much criticism when, despite his transplant, he openly drank white wine spritzers and was accused of being selfish and having no regard for other people’s feelings.

In 2003, his second wife Alex appeared as a contestant on the reality television programme I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! and made allegations about their relationship. On 3 January 2004, Best was convicted of another drunk driving offence and banned from driving for 20 months.

Illness

Best continued to drink, and was often seen at his local pub in Petersfield, Hampshire. In Autumn 2005 Best was taken ill. The timeline of events is:-

• 2005-10-03 Best was admitted to intensive care at the private Cromwell Hospital in London, suffering from kidney problems caused by the side-effects of drugs used to prevent his body from rejecting his transplanted liver. (BBC). (The drugs specifically suppress the immune system, reducing the chance of rejection, but increasing the risk of other infections).

• 2005-10-04 Best’s manager Phil Hughes said Best’s condition had improved but said he would stay in intensive care. As his condition slowly improved he began to ask for sugary treats such as a Ribena lollipop.

• 2005-10-21 It was reported that his recovery had hit a setback which doctors thought was probably due to a lung infection. Professor Roger Williams, the doctor in charge of Best’s medical care, said he was “battling on, but very ill.”

• 2005-10-26 Late in the evening, a “dramatic deterioration” in Best’s condition was reported by his ex-wife; he was said to be on a life support machine.

• 2005-10-27 Early editions of the morning newspapers stated that Best was close to death and had sent farewell messages to loved ones. During the day, the situation was reported as grim, with reporters stating Best’s illness as ’severe’.

• 2005-10-28 In the morning, Best’s doctor reported he was slightly better, still on a ventilator however.

• 2005-10-29 In the morning, Sky Sports reported that Best’s condition had “improved overnight.”

• 2005-10-31 It was reported that Best’s condition was improving but he was “very desperately ill”.

• 2005-11-18 Following a lung infection, Best was put onto a life support machine. It was also reported that his weight had dropped to six stone (84 lbs).

• 2005-11-20 Best’s family continued to hold a vigil, as he remained in intensive care. People began to try and cash in on Best’s illness by asking for signed t-shirts, etc. and then selling them online, rather that donating the money to charity. That same day, the British tabloid the News of the World published a picture portraying Best in the hospital bed, along with what was reported to be his final message: “Don’t die like me”.

• 2005-11-22 Best remained “responsive”, but “gravely ill”. The following day Best “…partly regained consciousness and was able to move his head and eyes.” An interview on SEN 1116 with Professor Roger Williams raised hopes of Best’s condition.

• 2005-11-23 Best’s condition worsened.

• 2005-11-24 In the morning it was reported that doctors said family, friends and fans should “prepare for the worst”. At around 1300GMT Thursday 24 November doctors said that Best “is unlikely to survive the next 24 hours.”

• 2005-11-25 Best stops receiving treatment to keep him alive.

Quotations by Best

• “I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered.”

• “I used to go missing a lot…Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World…”

• (On David Beckham) “He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn’t score many goals. Apart from that he’s all right.”

• “If I had been born ugly, you would never have heard of Pelé.”

• ” In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life.”

• “Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.”

I wanted to write a tribute to Best on this page, but I thought my amateurish writing skills wouldn’t do him justice, so that is the page on his life taken from Wikipedia.

I’ve never lost a hero before. Best probably wasn’t the greatest role model or professional the game has ever seen, but as a Manchester United fan AND having been born in Northern Ireland, Best meant an awful lot to me. He is probably the greatest player in United’s history, and without a doubt Northern Ireland’s. Unlike most sportsmen, musicians or artists whose work isn’t fully appreciated until they pass away… Best was recognised by both Pele and Maradona (two of the most celebrated players ever) as the greatest footballer the world has ever seen. This is a real sad day for Manchester United, Northern Ireland and football as a whole.

A lot will be made of Best’s [not so] private life… the man enjoyed himself. In his short lifetime he will have partied harder than most could ever dream to. And while his life wasn’t too pretty towards the end, I bet he had a fuckload of fun getting there. I probably would have been the same.

Hilarious in the press, a party go-er that I’d certainly liked to have hung with and a tremendous footballer. My thoughts are with your family and friends. R.I.P. George.

Christmas is starting early here in Sunderland. Because me and my flat mates will all be going our seperate ways for the holidays, we decided we should do it twice. Christmas day that is. Not two sets of holidays. We don’t do anything as it is, so another set of holidays… well… I’d be all holidayed out.

The idea initially started as a joke, but over the weekend of the 9th-11th of December, it will be Panns Bank christmas weekend (or atleast it will between a few of our flats). Friday will be Christmas Eve, which will involve a night on the town and muchos drinking (so no different to any other Friday really) and then we’ll all wake up in a drunken state for Xmas day.

Each of us has to take part in the secret santa and a raffle for dinner. For the dinner each of us will be making one item of food, whether its a small thing like gravy or a big thing like being responsible for the turkey. All the items will be put in a hat and whatever you pull out you have to cook… god I hope I don’t get the turkey. If I do none of us will live to see Panns Bank boxing day (Sunday). My girlfriend is coming up for the ‘Xmas’ weekend, so she’ll ‘help’ (and by help, I mean do all of) me with my cooking.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check out our christmas decorations… probably more to come. It looks so tacky at the moment, but so tacky that its awesome. On the christmas tree I bought the gay-ass-pink tinsel and the pimped out fluffy purple bourbels. I also graffitti’d the whole flat with fake snow. It’s a little early, but if ‘xmas’ day is on the 10th then the decorations need to be up now.

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And then I spent the whole evening making a Panns Bank (our halls of residence) team on Pro Evo which was very funny indeed. I’m the star striker, obviously, which is great fun.

Here’s a conversation my flat mate had with somebody back home. He sent me it and I found it absolutely hilarious, so I thought I’d share it with you. I honestly didn’t believe people were this thick. I was wrong.

(WARNING: The typing on both of these two people is atrocious)

Ackers says:
did u really think mexico was in kenya

Jade says:
yrh

Ackers says:
thats appaling

Ackers says:
u should hang ur head in shame

Ackers says:
hoestly thats terrible

Ackers says:
*honestley

Jade says:
well i fort it was in africa n i fort maybe in kenya cos i knew kenya was in africa

Ackers says:
i can see ur logic…but still awful geography thats terrible

Jade says:
lol!

Jade says:
i neva dun geography

Ackers says:
realy!!!

Ackers says:
shocker

Jade says:
yrh i always bunked it

Jade says:
i hated it the 1st tym i went

Jade says:
my bad

Ackers says:
ur terrible bad

Ackers says:
i want to ask u more stuff

Ackers says:
whats the capital of luxemburg

Ackers says:
?

Jade says:
luxemburg? ive neva herd of it

Ackers says:
REALLY!

Jade says:
no

Jade says:
where is it

Ackers says:
whats ur house address?

Jade says:
lol i know that one 55 maldon road lmao

Ackers says:
no give me ur ful address

Jade says:
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, essex, ss2 5ay

Jade says:
in england

Ackers says:
right…for ur birthday im sending u a map of the world

Jade says:
lmao

Ackers says:
im being serious im going to go into town tommorrow n find a map of the world

Jade says:
stu had to tell me we were in europe cos i didnt no

Jade says:
lmao ok! n i get it 4 my birthday pressie thank u very much!

Ackers says:
ur welcome..study it! cause its embarasing lol

Jade says:
ooo ok!

Ackers says:
have u herd of….greenland?

Jade says:
no

Ackers says:
erm norway

Jade says:
yrh is that above us?

Ackers says:
above to the left

Jade says:
yrh with denmark

Ackers says:
what 2 countries are the closet to englerland..

Ackers says:
no love

Jade says:
ooo dam it!

Jade says:
erm

Jade says:
switzerland

Jade says:
n ireland

Ackers says:
thats awful

Ackers says:
try again…think what two countries are closest

Ackers says:
to us

Jade says:
is scotland a country?

Jade says:
if it is, then scotland n wales r closest

Ackers says:
A tear can show joy, sorrow, pain, disappointment, love, loneliness & pride!THIS WEEKEND GUYS!! 5 days till jadie is 18 says:
is scotland a country?

Ackers says:
of course it is

Ackers says:
and then yes corect

Jade says:
YAY

Jade says:
but how can it be a country wen it is attached 2 us

Ackers says:
so let me guess, spain, portugal, frace,germany, belgium, none of them are countires because there attached..is that what u think

Jade says:
i didnt no they were attached

Ackers says:
shut up u got to be messing with me…pull the other one

Jade says:
no i didnt no they were attached

Ackers says:
thats terrible…its a crime

Jade says:
i kinda had an idea that frace n spain were attached

Jade says:
but i werent sure

Jade says:
but i 100% didnt no that the others r attached

Ackers says:
http://www.lapshin.org/nikita/PIC/europe-map.jpg

thats a map of europe..with all the capital citys on it notice they are all attached

Jade says:
ooo

Jade says:
austria is in europe

Ackers says:
h

Jade says:
no its not

Jade says:
i cnt read maps lmao

Jade says:
or is it

Jade says:

Ackers says:
actually just wait till u get ur bday pressy

Jade says:
lmao ok thanks!!

Jade says:
how exciting

Ackers says:
lol

Ackers says:
yea!! i want u to stick it on ur wall

Jade says:
i will! on my cork board fing

Ackers says:
pin bord dear

Jade says:
pin board?

Ackers says:
thats what its called

Jade says:
oooo

Ackers says:
not cork bord thing

Jade says:
yrh i got one of them

Jade says:
lmao

Jade says:
yrh i will put it on my pin board

Ackers says:
good…

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good…

Ackers says:
good….

Jade says:

Jade says:
im not thick

Jade says:
i just dont know anything bout sum subjects

Ackers says:
lol….when it comes to geogrpahy u are my dea

Ackers says:
r

Jade says:
wot thick?

Jade says:
no i just have no knowledge on it!

Jade says:
lol

Ackers says:
well erm…not to no scotland is a country id say thick yea

Jade says:
mark!!

Jade says:
but they r attached so reli it is england

Ackers says:
no NO NO NO NO No

Jade says:
yrh i fink it is! cos otherwise y is it attached

Ackers says:
just is!!! no MOTHER FUCKER PUSHED THEM TOGETHER!!!

Jade says:
lol

Jade says:
but i fink scotland n wales is like wot london is

Ackers says:
a city?

Jade says:
yrh if thats wot its called id say an area

Ackers says:
but i fink scotland n wales is like wot london is

Ackers says:
a city?
A tear can show joy, sorrow, pain, disappointment, love, loneliness & pride!THIS WEEKEND GUYS!! 5 days till jadie is 18 says:
yrh if thats wot its called id say an area

Ackers says:
i cant begin to say whats wrong with this convo

Jade says:
wots a city then

Jade says:
just a big area wiv loads od big building

Ackers says:
oh

Jade says:…i really dont want to get into it

Ackers says:
it hurts me

Ackers says:
its painfull

Jade says:
but im ryt thats y

Ackers says:
if u say so my dear…u think whatever u want to

Ackers says:
wales n scotland are citys

Ackers says:
because wales and scotland have a massive populations and just stacked to the brim with buildings

Jade says:
yrh like london

Ackers says:
yea…some people say wales n scotland are like a min london

Ackers says:
*mini

Jade says:
yrh so i am ryt

Ackers says:
yes..yes u are

Jade says:
n u made it look like i was silly

Ackers says:
i no..how silly of me

Jade says:
oo no! ur havin me on

Jade says:
ur agreein wiv me aint ya

Ackers says:
yes…yes i am

Jade says:
so im not ryt

Jade says:
ooo u made me fink i was ryt

Jade says:
wen i get my birthday present will i understand it??

Ackers says:
i fucking hope so

Jade says:
lol thats good then

Words can’t describe how worrying that is.

I’ve tried to avoid writing about it, but I can’t help myself. What finally tipped me into doing it was watching Manchester United play Villareal last night. Or more specifically, the interviews with the fans before hand. The amount of kids who said that we didn’t need Roy Keane was an absolute joke. The amount of people who thought that Roy Keane’s presence these last few years has been decreasing, or negative in any way, were an absolute joke.

For as long as I have been a football supporter Roy Keane has been a Manchester United player. For almost as long as I have been a Manchester United fan, he has been our captain. There have been greats and celebrated players in that time, but none of them had the influence or the effect that Keane had. Cantona was a phenomenal player, sure, but he was one player. Keane was the driving force of a whole team. Keane has been just as important as Alex Ferguson has in establishing Manchester United as one of the best sides in history, and it is evident from the past 12 years.

In the past two or three years there has been much criticism of his ‘fading legs’ and his ‘aging’. Alex Ferguson has said since Keane’s departure that it is sad fact of football that teams that grow up together grow old together, and there is never a good time to start replacing them. It is a transitional period that Manchester United are in. In the next five years we’re going to be saying goodbye to all that’s left of our triumphant dominant side of the late 90s. Giggs and Scholes, the two intregal players still left, will both be too old to command starting places any more. Some would argue they are already, but you’d be wrong. The team cannot carry on forever, so perhaps United fans should face facts that Keane was going to go soon, and I’d rather he went out now than before the ship sinks even further.

Those that criticise Roy Keane over the past few years should simply look at the stats this year of Roy in the team, and Roy out of it. It’s the difference between a solid Manchester United performance, and a sloppy one. Sure we’ve been able to win without him, but never as compromising as if he’d been there. I don’t have the numbers on me, so you’ll have to take my word for it, but the amount of clean sheets and wins are significantly higher with Keane in the team than with him on the sidelines. The sign of a fading player? I think not. A player who is still as influential as he has ever been. So influential that his words alone inspired United’s XI to beat a Chelsea side who hadn’t lost all season.

A lot of people often criticise him as a person. I honestly think he is a model professional. The one footballer I would love to play alongside. Is he a ‘twat’ for demanding the best attitude and facilities of his nation when they went to the World Cup? Is he a twat for publicly telling the Manchester United players how horrible they were against Middlesborough just a few weeks ago? No. He is a professional that accepts nothing but the best for anything he is associated with.

I even appreciate the man for the honesty in which he dealt with the Haaland situation. That does contradict his ‘role model’ status for me, but while every player on the planet denies ever seeking revenge, Keane was brutally honest.

As for Ferguson, a lot of people think he should be leaving too. We’ve already lost our most influential person on the pitch, if we were to lose Fergie then we’d lose the most influential person off the field too. And the Manchester United of old certainly would be a distant memory. The only problem I have with supporting United is the fans that come with it. A lot of them jump on the bandwagon and know very little about football. Most of them would probably struggle to explain the offside rule. This lack of comprehension leads them to forget quickly what players, and managers, have done for the club… and loyalty aside, what they still have to offer. Ferguson’s managerial record is one of the best ever. End of story. If you were to shortlist the best ten managers ever to grace football then Ferguson’s name would be on it, whether you like him or not, the trophies he has amassed in his career make him an automatic candidate. Just because our team is underperforming, why should we lose one of (if not the) best managers in history?

With Manchester United in mind, I can only see two positives from this whole situation (at a stretch). One – we can go back to playing 4-4-2. There is no longer a need to accommodate Keane in the side which ultimately meant that we could only ever play one striker. Admittedly Keane isn’t as effective going forward as he once was, and we had to play an extra midfielder to compensate, which is why we’ve been playing the 4-5-1 (or 4-3-3, if you will) for a few years now, but his influence and organisation in the team outweighed that ten fold. Going back to 4-4-2 means we might see the creative, fluent, attacking football that United fans were accustomed to before we switched to the bland 4-5-1.

The other positive is that there’s £100,000 less to pay in wages every week. Not really a plus to the fans, but that £100k could be used to accommodate the wages of two or three new players. And Fergie has already said he will be buying new players in the January transfer window. A replacement for Keane? Don’t even think it. But fresh, young players that will start to build a new Manchester United nucleus are imperative. We’ve got Rooney and Ronaldo, and we need to build from there. No youngster in this world will peg us back £100,000 a week, so there’s room to bring in three or four that will make a difference in years to come. Whether that will happen I don’t know, but there’s room for new players anyway.

I can’t believe anybody would perceive Roy Keane leaving Manchester United as a plus point, or a step in the right direction, because as long as he’s alive he should be tied to our club in some way. I just hope he comes back one day to manage. If it were up to me I’d retire the number 16 shirt on the spot. I will never look at another player who wears that shirt in the same way. Some argue that if we did that for every good player that we’d have no numbers left, but in the same way Maradona’s #10 was retired for Argentina and Napoli, Keane inspired Manchester United to a dominant era of continued success that we’d never seen before. That #16 is his, and doesn’t deserve to be anybody else’s. If another player were to come along and inspire a whole team the way he did, I’d say the same.

Oh, and qualifying for the next round of the Champions League this year shouldn’t be a problem. A win away to Benfica isn’t too much to ask, and if we do that we’re through. By that time we should have a number of players back to full fitness – Giggs, Neville, Richardson, etc. so hopefully we’ll have an almost full strength side. Benfica are bottom of the group, and I see no reason why we shouldn’t beat them when we’ve got something to prove (like the Chelsea game).

If you live in England then you probably don’t get to watch much Basketball. Even if you pay for Sky Sports – one game a week and a crappy weekly roundup isn’t really the coverage you’d like. Not compared to the football which averages out at over a game every day, and then pretty much dedicated highlights on Sky Sports News. Hell, there’s probably a good 30-40 hours of Football atleast between the four sports channels. And when the Champions League rolls along, you get 4 or 5 games a night!

Anyway… I’ve tried to follow Basketball for about a year now. Last year I went out and bought Madden, NBA and NHL for the PS2 and I’ve tried to get into all three sports ever since. NFL isn’t proving hard at all, it’s just boring, and I can’t be arsed to watch three hour long games in 20 second bursts. And I’m not that interested in NHL. NBA on the other hand is awesome, and games are often decided in the final minutes, which is always exciting.

At the start of my uni year, just in time for the new 05/06 NBA season, I found out about NBA TV. A free service provided by the NBA that shows highlights, daily roundups, specials, features and loads more. Its one of the best free services I have ever seen. I don’t understand why more sports don’t follow a similar route.

I would love to see FIFA follow in the footsteps of the NBA and show short clips, competition/league/country round ups, on a regular basis. I don’t understand why they don’t, seeing as they have a large say in TV rights anyway. It would be a dream come true to have the freedom and depth of NBA TV in Football form. NBA allows you to watch ‘dunks of the day’ and ‘plays of the day’ as well as highlights of a team’s season… imagine being able to watch a ‘goal of the day’ and being able to look at highlights of teams that we can’t see here in England. Watching highlights of Brazilian league matches or international highlights. Sky Sports News is all well and good but in this day and age, and with the strength of Football, FIFA should really be matching what NBA are doing.

Ok. My day dreaming is over. Moral of the story is – NBA TV is awesome. You can watch every single game Yao Ming has played in this year with the click of a button. And the commentary is hilarious. I wanted to bring it to your attention. As the Beastie Boys would say, Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out.

My good friend Stato introduced me to this game when we started university. You’re all familiar with Bingo, surely, so I don’t have to explain that concept.

“Lecture Bingo” is a small adaptation of the game your grandparents know and love. Instead of having numbers given to you, and waiting on a bingo caller… you write down 10 or so words and use the lecturer as your bingo caller. So you’re using him/her to reel off words while you match them off against the 10 or so you’ve got written down. It doesn’t sound like fun… but it is.

Obviously there’s certain rules; you can’t use words like ‘it’, ‘or’, ‘the’ and terms which are bound to be said. Instead, you should opt for some topical words, some random and vary it. It’s not fun if you’re writing down words that will be said without a doubt. It’s much funnier if you write down a word that your lecturer is unlikely to say… and then does. You also can’t interfere with proceedings by asking questions or provoking lecturers into saying your words. That’s just not cricket. You have to let nature take its course.

There is a down side of winning though. If you win you have to stick to the tradition of bingo, by standing up and proclaiming ‘Bingo!’ at the top of your voice. Unfortunately/fortunately? (you decide) I’ve never got all my words said, but I’ve been close.

Stato is currently winning 7-2, as we only play the game when we have lectures together. He has years of experience as I believe he birthed the concept of ‘lecture bingo’ and he was a keen participant in the sport when he was at college. That gives him a good 2 years of practice over me, but I’m learning fast.

So, university and college goers out there, I urge you to give this game a go. Get a handful of friends, tear off some scrap paper and jot down 10 or so words… then hope someone wins and has to make a scene by shouting out ‘bingo!’. And more importantly, you’re hanging on the lecturer’s every word. Which means this is an educational game as well, I guess.

Because I’m a geek, and because the people who read shitty blogs like mine are geeks, I’m going to do the geeky thing and talk about gaming consoles. Yeah, geeky.

Okay, so I found this chart over at Gamespot which compares the forthcoming Xbox 360 with Sony’s Playstation 3;

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Not a lot in it really. I’ll be sticking with the Sony consoles, because I’d like to play my old games when I flog my Ps2 rather than flogging all my favourite games too. And because Sony usually get it right for me… Probably won’t be out until early 2007, so for the neutrals the XBox is probably a better bet. But the XBox can fuck right off.

Ps3 trailers to follow…

I’m sat here in the library with nothing to do. I have too much time on my hands…

That was awful. I’m sorry.




I don’t really know what to say about it.

Chelsea have now only won one of their past 4/5 games? Which ain’t good. I’d like to think this result can provoke the same reaction as Arsenal last year, but I doubt it, seeing as they’re a good 6 points clear at the top anyway. And they’ve only lost two games in two years (in the Prem), both in Manchester by the way. They’ve got games against Newcastle (H) and Portsmouth (A) to follow… so it will probably be business as usual next week.

But I’m going to revel in us triumphing over the top team anyway.

Back to 3 rd with a game in hand, and that could see us 7 points behind Chelsea. A seven point gap isn’t great by any stretch, but we’ve dropped some pretty foul points recently ( Blackburn, Tottenham, etc.) so if we sort that out, we could still finish the season in a respectable state.

I guess Keane’s rants made an impression on the players because all the ones he criticised put in great performances tonight. O’Shea and Fletcher, two players I usually have nothing but abuse for, shone tonight. O’Shea had a solid game at left back, still not great in the last 3 rd but he was sound in defence for a change.

Obviously Fletcher got the goal, but the rest of his performance lacked criticism too. His passing was good and he did a decent job when not in control of the ball. Maybe it’s because he was playing on the right wing rather than in the middle, who knows?

Smith had a good game in Keaneo’s role. Rarely sucked out of position and constantly making strong, necessary tackles. Possibly diving in too much but he did the job, and he did it against the best team in Europe. He prevented so many shots and so many team-moves that I’d have to say he was my man of the match. Just like Keane, I was sceptical about his recent performances as a boss in midfield, especially against Middlesbrough, but he’s redeemed himself. Well done Alan Smith.

Rio still looks casual, but he did a grand job. Wes looked fantastic. Hell, they all played well. But you need to against Chelsea.

Key fixtures coming up against Charlton and West Ham in the league, and at home to Villareal in the champion’s league, which will determine our season from here. Three wins and we’re back in it. Failure to beat Villareal and we’ll probably be out of Europe. Failure to beat Charlton and West Ham and all the work we did against Chelsea will be in vein. Come on United.

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