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Pretty old but… What the hell is she talking about!?

She had a bit of a Derek Zoolander moment there didn’t she. There’s no way to defend that answer… it’s just what happens when dangerously pretty people try and be intelligent. Most people probably watched Miss Teen USA on mute, I know I would have… :/

I always had Jessica Biel down as a broad broad. The kind of chick that could beat you up if she wanted to. Fairly big shoulders, sure I recall her being more muscular than this… but I was wrong, she looks stunning in this GQ photoshoot.

She stays pretty covered up in most of her films, which would explain the tomboy stereotype she gets. All I can say about these pics is “wow”. Stunning legs, a nice rack, gorgeous figure in general and she’s hot from the neck up too.

Well played GQ. Again.

Turns out Christina Aguilera is pregnant (according to various news sites).

Three months pregnant.

So I guess it’d be a little unfair to say that she’s got pregnant because it’s the in-thing this week (what with rumours that Katie Holmes, Demi Moore, Victoria Beckham, Britney Spears and Hugh Heffner’s ho are all thought to be up the duff).

It’s bad enough that Eva Longoria is getting married next month (there’s still time to break it off, baby) but now Christina has to go and do this.

I don’t know what’s worse - the fact that I’m now almost sure she’s not a virgin or the scenario that when me and Christina do inevitably wed there’s a 50/50 chance I’ll have to look after this brat.

I’m utterly devastated. Jordan Bratman is quite simply the luckiest man alive. He’s probably got a room somewhere in his mansion that’s full to the ceiling with winning lottery tickets. And he’s all “Nah, Chris’ baby, I don’t need to claim any of them, I don’t need anything but you baby”. And she’s so swept by this statement that he gets to watch hours of TV uninterupted while she cooks for him. Naked.

Bastard.

Remember the days when Tara Reid was hottttttttt?

Well here she is looking pretty stunning. And wearing BRIGHT orange which can only be a good thing.

(more…)

Yeah she did.

Without steering this website in the direction of nudity and pornography… it’s Mischa Barton, and she’s fit, and she’s a celebrity… so I’ll point you in the direction of another site so you can see her boobies. I say boobies. I mean slightly see one boobie. It’s a bit pervy really now that I’ve typed it down. But whatever. If you’re interested, click here.

P.S. Surely the ugly guy holding her hand renders this unattractive in any way, shape or form?

Back in 2005 Jessica Alba appeared in GQ Magazine in what can only be described as the photoshoot of all men’s dreams. Let us remember that photoshoot.

I’m referring to the latter two pics in particular when I say all men’s dreams.

Two years on she has decided to reappear in GQ Magazine. This new photoshoot, while not as raunchy as the last one, confirms my thoughts that Jessica Alba + GQ = Heaven:

GQ should just think about making Jessica Alba the cover girl every month, then maybe I’d subscribe. I’m sure everyone else would too. Or they could just rename themselves Jessica Alba Monthly and have nothing but photos of her in. That would be nice.

(Yes, this was just a lame excuse to celebrate Jessica Alba’s beauty both past and present, but you’ve saved all the pics haven’t you?)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm… I should really be doing uni work, but I’ve been putting it off for the last six hours so any reason to continue doing so is welcomed. Finding out that Lindsay Lohan is now blonde, however trivial, is another reason I deem good enough.

She looks hot. Really hot. I’ve never really got the Lindsay Lohan hate… yeah, she’s not exceptionally talented as an actor or a musician but she’s not awful. Yeah, so she parties, isn’t that what rich early-20-something year olds should be doing? She’s often grouped in the same category as Paris Hilton as a waste of space, which I feel is a little unfair. But I don’t really care, I just think she’s fit. And at the end of the day - isn’t that all that matters where the female race is concerned?

Christina Aguilera’s video for new single “Candyman”… How good does she look?

There isn’t much to say about these pictures, but after posting Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rack last week I couldn’t not honour Christina. Especially as she’s clearly not wearing anything under that dress.

Rumours are she’s pregnant. And that’s a crying shame. Even for Jordan Brattman, her husband. If I were him I’d want it to take as long as possible to have babies with Ms. Aguilera… because you know… means you have to try harder. And I can’t think of anything better.

How about that for an unambiguous title?

I’m not one for sleazy upskirt pictures and drooling over each and every celebrity in hollywood in any way shape or form… BUT… a rack like this needs to be honoured. I feel like I’m a better person for having seen these pictures. Jennifer Love Hewitt has always been a rather conservative, well covered girl even when shes been the main attraction of a film, and photoshoots in things like FHM have always been fairly tame so I had no idea she possessed a cleaveage of this magnitude.

The photos were taken at an Academy Awards after party which I’m sure was the most popular after party once people caught a glimpse of JLH on the red carpet earlier in the night. I’m not even sure I could look her in the eyes they’re that engrossing. They certainly puts Scarlett Johansson’s fun bags to shame.