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Amy: I’m starving.

Rob: I got some yoghurts in the fridge if you want one?

Amy: Which ones?

Rob: Fruit Corners.

Amy: Which ones are they? The ones with the fruit in the corner?

No shit sherlock. This came the same day that she flooded her flat by leaving a tap on. I do love her.

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I wasn’t kidding when I said I didn’t have a clue what was going on in the outside world. So after my rant (see the post below) I thought I’d wind down with some low-brow celebrity news. The first thing I see? Eva Longoria got married a few days ago.

She actually did it. I can’t believe it. Now what am I to do? Christina is married, and most likely knocked up. Eva is married. Shit man. This sucks. Who’s left? :(

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